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Because of the inherent balance in the Sacred Chao, there is a sort of built-in defense mechanism - The Law of Eristic Escalation. The law of Eristic Escalation is:
IMPOSITION OF ORDER=ESCALATION OF CHAOS
For example, if the government were to ban all opinions other than officially sanctioned ones, an obvious attempt to impose order, the result would be massive riots (chaos). Most people, blissfully unaware of this law, attempt to impose order anyway, with comical results. The most dedicated, such as Confucius, are considered Eristic Avatars for their trouble. Unfortunately, the Law does not work for anyone who is aware of it.
The cyclic reversion of the Hodge and Podge caused by the Law of Eristic Escalation takes a distinct form, which can be divided into five seasons: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.
Finally, the Law of Negative Reversal states that if something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not happen.
Jesus may save, but only Eris gives you a 23 percent return on your investment
IMPORTANT TIP:
For best reception, make sure you clean out your pineal gland at least once a month.
DISCORDIA THE BEAUTIFUL
Oh beautiful, on starlit skies As frogs begin to rain! For purple dinosaurs, Barney With Chaos on the brain!
DISCORDIA! DISCORDIA!!, Eris shine thy grace on me!!!
And crown my wood, with Robin Hood From Earl Grey to Chamomile Tea!!!
St. Rufus the Uncouth asks: „If this is tourist season, how come we're not allowed to shoot them?“
It wasn't me. I wasn't there. No one saw me do it, and besides, the D. N. A. evidence was inconclusive.
