On the forums of German Discordian Disorganization
Aktion 23 (if you wanna learn more, read
here) we may have some more or less suitable texts for this issue of Intermittens. Unfortunately, they are usually in German, but we will try and translate some of them before the deadline (I hope we haven't reached it already?

).
One of them was already posted on Fractal Cult (the thing titled "
Reality"), and I have just translated another thing, a parody of the idea of chakras. It is on Scribd, a document titled "
Shackalackas", as a fully formatted PDF, but here is a
plain text version, too:
Shackalackas
A little spiritual excursus
According to (erroneous anerisian) teachings about spiritual energy points, called "chakras", there is the very damn ancient (and probably also erroneous) Erisian tradition of the Shacklackas. Shackalackas are the energy centers of spiritual disorder, occurring at indeterminate areas of the body which are designated in more detail below. There are 5 major and 17 minor Shackalackas, and because the pineal gland counts twice, all in all that makes 23 Shackalackas (Don‘t ask! Just believe it!). Unfortunately, the tradition has been passed down so s#!*tily that I can not distinguish what is major and what is minor Schackalacka & also do not know all 23 points. Here the ones I know (The first two are definitely the main points / areas):
- pineal gland
- appendix
- upper right wisdom tooth
- left 4th toe (»ring toe«)
- left nipple
- right half of the tonsils
- right earlobe
- left sinus
- shortly left underneath the pancreas
- right synovial bursa (underneath the (right of course) kneecap)
- haemorrhoids
- bladder
Shackalackas can assume 5 conditions FLAVOURS:
1. Apple (free / conscious) 2. Cabbage (blocked) 3. Artichoke (controlled) 4. Orange (free / unconscious) 5. Tomato (tomatoey) |
Stimulation of these areas is likely to have interesting consequences...
All information without guarantee, as always. Risks lie with the user!
(K) zimmer523
With a little bit of luck (good or bad one? You decide!) and patience, some more translated stuff will follow soon.