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Intermittens image submissions / Re: Aktion 23 images
« on: July 03, 2013, 09:55:06 AM »
Fnord Cards by Cpt. Bucky Saia:



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I don't know if this qualifies as a "written submission" since it's mostly images with explanatory text, but I post it anyways:

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Troll Box I

This is an Aktion 23 guerilla art project we started. The idea behind it was to have boxes looking similar to fire alarm boxes, but they are pink and labelled “In case of normality break glass” (German “Im Normalfall Scheibe einschlagen”). And instead of the fire alarm button there is some little absurd “present” inside which can be used to counter severe cases of normality, like a fake moustache. Here are some pictures of the first prototype:








Since the prototype came out quite nicely, we started "mass production" already:






Even though work on this project is halted right now due to some time restraints, I'm pretty sure we will have them finished and spread in some german cities this year.

And of course, as the name "Troll Box I" implies,  there are plans for a Troll Box II", but these will be revealed on a later date.

The text is an edited version of this tumblr posting. EDIT: Cramulus has mentioned it in the Fractal Cult thead already.

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All Else / Re: Dingo suggests
« on: June 04, 2013, 10:06:29 AM »
Discordian Dark Angels (I saw Ratatost get kind of reactionary against this one (not unfairly), so it seems to be a feather ruffler)
You mean Discordian Dark Elves? Where did Ratatosk get reactionary, can you link it? I'm curious. ;-)

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Well, I don't know it, but if it was bullshit, then it was strong in the sense of smell. 8)

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Intermittens written submissions / Re: Editors thread for IM11
« on: May 22, 2013, 06:38:14 AM »
We met the deadline already? The tumblr posting said "two weeks" and is from the 9th of May...

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Intermittens image submissions / Re: Stamps
« on: May 21, 2013, 06:51:05 AM »
Do you like german stamps, too? This one is a favourite of Cpt. Bucky Saia:

It says "Just wanted to have a stamp (no recognizable attempt of application)". :D

As a stamp, I don't think it needs any special attribution.

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I think this here is really great. It is already 3 or 4 years old but still up to date:
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Discordian Dark Elves
Discordianism celebrated its first heyday in the sixties and seventies in the period in which the postmodernist ideology was still new. It celebrated its second heyday in the late nineties, that is the time when the post-modern ideology had reached a new peak in about five years after the collapse of Eastern European totalitarianism. The Discordianism of these two episodes was therefore imbued with similar mindsets. Very often, the Discordian action was largely understood as a symbolic act, and it was hoped that through interventions of ultimately purely symbolic nature, ie within the symbolic order itself, which did not really touch the substance of this order, but rather represented small oddities, one could expand people's thinking. In its second phase this belief was additionally fed by the new "deviant" cultures of hackers and programmers who actually believed to cause substantive changes with pure symbolism in their daily work. Many of these folks are today well-paid, productive and integrated members of the symbolic order of capitalist society, for which the word Discordianism means mostly a sin of youth, similar to other people's ouija sessions or telling urban legends around the campfire. At best, they see him as a pseudo-spiritual New Age parody to which they laugh off at lunch as they do to funpics and lolcats without really being affected. Of Hagbard Celine's saying "Nothing is true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't really understand it until it makes you cry", they only want to know the first part: Discordianism without substance, spiritual diet cola, comparable with books like "Zen for managers." All this shows the fundamental failure of their approach.

The Discordianism of this past is in a coma from which it will not wake up. Its own timidity and lack of substance in combination with the suction effect of the post-modern ideology has brought it down. We should be so gracious as to shut down the life support and to reinvent ourselves. We, the Discordians of today, can not be the cute, funny and transparent ELFes of the past. We have become dark elves who wander in the dark places of the world to bring their repressed truths and fundamental fantasies to light again. We walk in the shadows where no one else travels. We also make use of symbolism and ideology of the ruling order where we consider it appropriate. But we use it to show people their repressed and concealed dark shadows. Our will to create shock and confusion and arouse are unbroken. We have only corrected our ideas of how it was reached. By nice speeches stating facts which are already clear to everybody anyway, you reach no one. A leaflet that just whines about existing conditions, the ones about which everybody else already complains, will not be distributed by us! A leaflet, a sticker, a word, however, that tells us that repressed truths and what fundamental ideologies are associated with these conditions, we will carry in all directions with the unbroken, indestructable enthusiasm of those who have no hope.

In this situation, it is time to emphasize the darker side of Chaos and the Goddess more. Eris is not a New Age goddess, no gender-normed post-modern career woman, She is not Gaia or a mother goddess, who would pretend equal validity and diversity while letting any distinction drown in the fog of indifference at the same time. Eris is rather militant, pugnacious, almost stubborn, and insists to the mere sake of insistence on Her positions and ideals, even if no one understands it any more. The other Greek goddesses are no incarnations of various aspects of Her, and to say something like that is bordering on blasphemy. If you want to compare or associate Her with other gods by all means, then you should compare Her to the ancient creatures and elder gods from the sick fantasies of H.P. Lovecraft which are lying and lurking in the shadows of the World: Ancient, inscrutable, unfathomable and incomprehensibly terrible. To look Her straight in the eye is not a good idea if one values his own physical, mental and emotional health, and when the Discordian does so anyway, he does it so as to find new ways to deal with it. So today, he stands as "vanishing mediator" between the pure, psychotic madness and a late capitalist normality which is less and less distinguishable from madness.

In a way, the Discordian of today is the only one who is still sane.

This illumination was brought to you by
Saint Angrémonn the Hasty, KSC, Indirector of the Old Illusionated Seers of Bonn.

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Intermittens image submissions / Aktion 23 images
« on: May 20, 2013, 04:25:32 PM »
Some stuff from the Aktion 23 boards:
Inquisitor card (by Bwana Honolulu):


Five-Fingered Hand of Eris 2.0 (by Cpt. Bucky Saia):


Chao Hand (by Bwana Honolulu):

(If you didn't notice, there's a twisted "Hand of Eris" in the middle of the Chao.)

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On the forums of German Discordian Disorganization Aktion 23 (if you wanna learn more, read here) we may have some more or less suitable texts for this issue of Intermittens. Unfortunately, they are usually in German, but we will try and translate some of them before the deadline (I hope we haven't reached it already? ::) ).

One of them was already posted on Fractal Cult (the thing titled "Reality"), and I have just translated another thing, a parody of the idea of chakras. It is on Scribd, a document titled "Shackalackas", as a fully formatted PDF, but here is a plain text version, too:
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Shackalackas
A little spiritual excursus
According to (erroneous anerisian) teachings about spiritual energy points, called "chakras", there is the very damn ancient (and probably also erroneous) Erisian tradition of the Shacklackas. Shackalackas are the energy centers of spiritual disorder, occurring at indeterminate areas of the body which are designated in more detail below. There are 5 major and 17 minor Shackalackas, and because the pineal gland counts twice, all in all that makes 23 Shackalackas (Don‘t ask! Just believe it!). Unfortunately, the tradition has been passed down so s#!*tily that I can not distinguish what is major and what is minor Schackalacka & also do not know all 23 points. Here the ones I know (The first two are definitely the main points / areas):
  • pineal gland
  • appendix
  • upper right wisdom tooth
  • left 4th toe (»ring toe«)
  • left nipple
  • right half of the tonsils
  • right earlobe
  • left sinus
  • shortly left underneath the pancreas
  • right synovial bursa (underneath the (right of course) kneecap)
  • haemorrhoids
  • bladder
Shackalackas can
assume 5 conditions FLAVOURS:


1. Apple (free / conscious)
2. Cabbage (blocked)
3. Artichoke (controlled)
4. Orange (free / unconscious)
5. Tomato (tomatoey)

Stimulation of these areas is likely to have interesting consequences...
All information without guarantee, as always. Risks lie with the user!
(K) zimmer523

With a little bit of luck (good or bad one? You decide!) and patience, some more translated stuff will follow soon.

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Intermittens image submissions / Surreal edit of a comic
« on: May 20, 2013, 03:04:28 PM »
I made an improvement to this already very demotivational comic by Dale Anderson:

I'm a bit unsure about the copyright of my edit now, what do you think?

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Intermittens image submissions / Re: Fractal Cult Images
« on: May 20, 2013, 02:49:34 PM »
If needed, I could upload the pictures I made for Fractal Cult in any (not too exotic) vector format somewhere. I guess that's better for print, isn't it? 8)

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