Aktion 23 Fnorum

hehe sieht fast aus wie ein "great old one"

gibts da eigentlich die abkürzung GOO?

Herzlichen Glyquunsch zu diesem nicht näher bezeichneten Tag!

BTW: Alles Gute zum Handtuch-Tag, ihr Froods!

Aus aktuellem Anlass fordere ich das der heutige Tag für alle Zeiten als Starfish Tag bekannt sei.

Jeden Büroflux fällt mir auf, wie passend der Name für den Tag ist.

Ach, hups, alles Gute uns allen zum Verflux!

2019 Full Moon Calendar

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Use Bad Occult Advice’s 2019 Full Moon Calendar to schedule your next lunar getaway, sacred ritual, or out of body experience!

Super Blood Wolf Moon

January 21

During this moon, all werewolves gain an irresistible and overwhelming urge to devour a tofu-kale salad.

Super Snow Moon

February 19

For the duration of this moon, players of SSX Tricky will find it 20% easier to rock a rhyme on time.

Super Tequila Worm Moon

March 20

This moon heralds a unique happy hour period during which it is five o'clock everywhere.

Super Pink Moon

April 19

Originally posted by calpicoboys

Super Flower Moon

May 18

Pulling the petals off of this moon one by one will reveal your love interest’s true feelings for you. If there are no petals on the Flower Moon, check to see if you planted your Flower Moon too early, before the last frost. This can often stunt lunar development.

Super Goji-Açai-Quinoa Synergy Moon

June 17

Formerly known as the Strawberry Moon, the Goji-Açai-Quinoa Synergy Moon was renamed for better superfood promotional SEO.

Regular Sturgeon Moon

August 15

We’ve been working tirelessly to give you twelve super moons a year, but budget is getting tight now as the market looks at signs of a recession. With our most sincere expression of sadness, we regret to inform you that this year’s Sturgeon Moon will be an as-is, no-frills, actual-moon affair. We apologize for the grief this may cause.

Super Corn Moon

September 14

The light of the Super Corn Moon is essential for producing the amount of candy corn that our yearly harvest celebrations call out for just as the soil calls out for blood.

Super Hunter’s Moon

October 13

Every year hunters attempt to shoot the Hunter’s Moon, and every year the Hunter’s Moon’s player flies the moon up into the corner of the screen, where a glitch prevents the NES Zapper from ever scoring a clean hit.

Super Beaver Moon

November 12

The Beaver Moon is a day-long event occurring each year ever since the third king of Middle Britain was fatally hit in the head by a rotting oak branch. As retribution for the evil that was brought upon humanity all those years ago, during the Beaver Moon all crime against trees is legal.

Super Cold Moon

December 12

A Cold Moon is a a state of hostility between astronomical bodies characterized by threats, propaganda, and other measures short of open lunar conflict. The current Cold Moon has been underway since the USA’s moon landing of 1969 violated intergalactic treaty law. It has been characterized by a litany of anti-Moon statements from the White House to an increasingly perplexed public, and has also resulted in an import embargo on lunar cheese.

Alles Gute zum Linganatag alle miteinander!

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