Meine Highlichkeit hat geschrieben:Welcome!
How are you doing? Is everything in place, is all well? Do you manage to keep your sanity?
Well, here's some news for you: Everything is fucked! We are all going to shit!
So ist this the end? Is all hope lost? Are we all lost in this terrible loop trying to avoid the inevitable downfall of humanity by trying to make positive life decisions, sharing love and compassion with the individuals surrounding us?
Fear not, there is still something you can do!
In the name of the ℧niversCity of Sockovia, the hyper modern, esoteric and rational Illuminati of the Starfish and other incoherent, mainly discordian sub-cabals, I warmly welcome you to the brand new *Fuck Your Mind in 23 Days Meditation Technique*. I, L0rd Z0ltan 41D5K1N6 Kataskopos, HM,ERIS, O⁙D⁙D⁙, ℧oS/FIRI am the main developer of this program and will be the host for this very first group.
So, what is the goal of all this?
Well, there is none. If there were any, it would be something like helping you to establish different tactics to handle unpleasant encounters and situations life tends to throw at you. Because they won't stop, they just change. We also can not make them stop, no matter how hard we meditatate or how conscious we are. But we can anticipate change, so we don't lure ouselves into unforseen disasters.
What should you expect coming at you during these 23 days?
We will explore the vast plurality of infinity, which also includes the deep and dark realms of existence. If you desire connection with your "higher self", but not the dark part of it, I suggest you to quit as the following meditations might cause serious harm. I'm not planning however to make this a satanic, evil-worshipping seance, rather embracing the slogan "To serve the light, we work in the dark." If you'd like to participate nevertheless, I'd like to remind you that you can not make unseen what you have seen! This is not a warning!
How will this work?
Every day there will be a small text with different topics to think about. Occasionally I will add a video, a short story or a piece of music for you to meditate on, maybe there even will be some tasks for you to do. *Everything is completely mandatory!* If you decide to deal with a task, please write "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" in this group.
Please be aware that you may handle every point just as you feel comfortable with! There is also no requirement in how long you have to focus on the topics. If you have troubles in finding the gist of the day's task, or have any other questions or critique, feel free to ask, I'll gladly help!
As we now completed Deepak Chopra's 21 Days Abundance Meditation, let me invite you to the *Fuck Your Mind in 23 Days Meditation Technique* by L0rd Zoltan Kataskopos. In Deepak's program we managed to cultivate abundance, in this program we will try to accumulate some tools to endure this hoarded abundance and freedom, however the methods used in this program will deviate at some points.
Some points/warnings before getting started:
* This program is based on discordian and chaos magic. If you're not familiar with those concepts, do a bit of research to see if it fits your belief system, so you can get the best out of it.
* We will explore the vast plurality of infinity, which includes the deep and dark realms of existence. If you desire connection with your "higher self", but not the dark part of it, I suggest you to quit as the following meditations might cause serious harm. I'm not planning however to make this a satanic, evil-worshipping seance, rather embracing the slogan "To serve the light, we work in the dark." If you'd like to participate nevertheless, I'd like to remind you that you can not make unseen what you have seen!
• Do not believe what you read! You are completely and utterly free!
This program will consist of some points. Every day you will recieve a word or a slogan to meditate on, as well as some questions concerning it. According to the day's phrase I will leave a piece of music and occasionally a picture or a little story to focus your mind on. Please be aware that you may handle every point just as you feel comfortable with! There is also no requirement in how long you have to focus on the topics. If you have troubles in finding the gist of the day's task, feel free to ask, I'll gladly help!
DAY -1
DAY 0
DAY 1
Welcome to the start of our jouney!
We will begin by figuring out the meaning of "ORDER".
How does order influence your daily life? What concrete manifestations of order do you experience in your daily routine? By which of these manifestations you feel yourself supported in keeping your shit together? On the other hand, by which phenomenons of order you feel restricted in the things you want to do? Try to reflect what exact properties of the different manifestations make you feel comfortable or uncomfortable in concrete situations.
Song: ??? (Irgendwas klassisches? Mozart?)
Picture: ???
DAY 2
Hello again!
Today we will be focusing on "DISORDER". Just as we thought about the positive and negative properties of order yesterday, let's do this with the properties of disorder. Where do you experience disorder in your daily routine? How does that influence your emotional condition? Try to differentiate the possible impacts of disorder in your everyday life and the situations they arise in.
Song: FELE - Peter on Crack?
Picture: Hieronymus Bosch Bot? MC Escher?
DAY 3
Greetings!
As we examined our individual conceptions of order and disorder in the previous two days, let's try to combine them somehow.
In today's world it is mostly believed that order is good, disorder is bad. However, this is a great misconception. Rather than differentiating between order and disorder, let's try and shift our point of view into differentiating between "CONSTRUCTIVE" and "DESTRUCTIVE". As I asked you in the last two days to think about positive and negative aspects of both order and disorder, try to accumulate the constructive and destructive parts of order and disorder.
DAY 1
Welcome to the first day on the journey to fuck up your mind!
Let's start by figuring out what "CHAOS" means to you. As I've said, you may think about it, write it down, dance, talk with your mates or conventionally meditate, it's up to you.
Song recommendation: PiKANTiK - The Sacred Chao
Picture of the Sacred Chao
DAY 2
Welcome back!
Today, let's find out, what "ABSURDITY" means to you. You may consult either your pineal gland or Albert Camus, latter might be kind of difficult. Now try to figure out for yourself where the similarities and differences between "ABSURDITY" and "CHAOS" may be.
Song recommendation: Igorrr - Very Noise
Picture: maybe sth by Escher?
DAY 3
Another step closer to completely and utterly annihilating your mind. Good! Now, let's start digging.
Today's challenge will be "LOVE & HATE". As both concepts seem to display opposite polarities on a scale, try to think about the scale, rather than the two extremes. What do you come up with? Write a poem, sing a song, paint a picture, fuck your cat or take a walk.
Song: ??
Picture: ??
DAY 4
Glad you're here. Let's get this shit started!
The word is "DUALITY". Just as in yesterdays example there are probably infinitley many self-excluding opposites, just like /black and white/, or /good and bad/, /1 and 0/. Let's see with how many you can come up with!
Song: Slipknot - Duality
Picture: ??
DAY 5
TODAY'S CHEAT DAY, GO AND GET WASTED!
DAY 6
Hello again! Hope you all had fun yesterday, now let's get back to business.
Today we're dealing with "AMBIVALENCE", which denotes is the simultaneous existence of self-excluding extremes, as described in Day 4. How the fuck can that be possible? Isn't that against every rule of logic? Kinda /absurd/? If you're an emotional person you surley have experienced some occasions where you had ambigous feelings towards something or someone. Did you try to resolve that feeling or are you still experiencing such emotions?
Song: ???
Picture: ???
DAY 7
Greetings! Ready to fuck your mind a little more? Here's how:
POST YOUR FAVOURITE MEME RIGHT HERE!
Song: ???
Picture: ???
DAY 8
All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette.
The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.
Inspired by Deepak Chopra's 21 Days Meditation
Hier mal mein derzeitiger Fortschritt. Was ich gerade dringend benötige ist ein roter Faden, um den ich die einzelnen Tage zu irgendwas Vollständigem oder so verbinden kann
Dort soll auch das Heilige Chao vorgestellt werden, das Hodge und das Podge und vielleicht noch andere diskordische Eigenarten
Das ist gar nicht schlecht 
Hab vor ner Zeit Mal Noten davon gefunden und wollte das aufführen 
