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Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 21. Januar 2013, 01:20
von Tarvoc
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Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 22. Januar 2013, 01:07
von cRAwler23
Russell Brand Interviews Westboro Baptist Church

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Die Moderation verdient nen Oscar! xD
Russell Brand ♥

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 23. Januar 2013, 03:12
von Tarvoc
Bekloppte Baptisten. :roll:

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 23. Januar 2013, 19:55
von cRAwler23
Zu den WBC fällt mir das passende Bildchen ein:
Bild

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 26. Januar 2013, 13:53
von cRAwler23
Wenn wir schon bei Sünden und co. sind...

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One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word `fuck'. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive, "John fucked Mary," and intransitive, "Mary was fucked by John", and as a noun, "Mary is a fine fuck." It can be used as an adjective, "Mary is fucking beautiful."
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck. Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here.
Hostility: I'm going to knock your fucking head off.
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.
And it is very healthy if every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra "fuck you" five times; it clears your throat too!


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Herrlich ironisch die Gegenüberstellung des Wortes Gott und "Fuck". Also im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes, Holy Fuck, ein verkanntes Mantra?

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 4. Februar 2013, 18:26
von cRAwler23
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Passiert mir och immer wenn ich meine Träume in Worte fassen will! ♥ :D

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 6. Februar 2013, 03:42
von Tarvoc
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Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 6. Februar 2013, 11:47
von Bwana Honolulu
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Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 27. Februar 2013, 22:56
von Bwana Honolulu
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Geekologie hat geschrieben:This is a video of politicians in the House of Commons discussing the possibility of a zombie invasion from the United States. Of course it’s all in good fun and everybody has a laugh except for the handful of older politicians who had already fallen asleep. Man, why can’t US politicians be a little more lighthearted? “Because they’re all stodgy old @$$holes.” Right? Like the kind of folks who turn all their lights out on Halloween to avoid handing out candy but still send their own kids trick-or-treating. Plus whenever you think they ARE joking about something because it sounds so ridiculous you realize they’re actually being serious. I really am *this close* to starting my own island nation. “I can’t see your fingers, GW, how close was that?” Oh I was Stretch Armstronging it man, islands are f***ing expensive.

Re: YouTube-Allerlei

Verfasst: 28. Februar 2013, 07:49
von Tarvoc
Bei mir kommt bei dem Video kein Ton...