Poetron

[Bwana Honolulu]

Prokrastenierende Föföfö-föfö für Lord Inglip

Föföfö-föfö prokrasteniert euch klein
Klein und gemein
Ach Föföfö-föfö
Föföfö-föfö für Lord Inglip
Ihr prokrasteniert nicht die Rettung
Doch prokrasteniert euch die Niere
Ihr Föföfö-föfö, ihr Gemeinen
Föföfö-föfö für Lord Inglip, Föföfö-föfö in Ewigkeit

Der Input dazu kam von meinem Bruder.
Noch 'ne Runde:

machende Urinale

Verspotten oder erwarten;
Urinale leuchten!
Sie verspotten!

Ach einfallsloses Jahr...
Oh böseer Bart...
Urinale machen!

Quetzacoatl ist einfallslos!
Und Machen!
Ja sei es auch zerstört!

verspottende käsende Urinale

Die Urinale, jene wie es nun sei,
Sie verspotten im Prinzip auch einfallslos!
Sie käsen!
Quetzacoatl, fliehe!
Wo ist der Scherz?!
Urinale!
Verspottende Urinale - mehr als man glaubt.

Das war mein
Beitrag Nummer 1234.

[Bwana Honolulu]

Verschwörungstheorie-Generator, quasi ein Instant-Abulafia:

The Truth About The FDA and The stock market

Try thinking about what you had for breakfast last Monday. You may be surprised that you don't remember-- but the FDA's not surprised. In fact, this is all according to their plan.

According to the FDA documents recently obtained using the Freedom of Information Act, if you “like” the stock market on Facebook, you are automatically added to a watchlist that contains “dissidents and other undesirables.”

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

It seems Julian Assange does not enjoy being associated with the stock market, but whether they like it or not, there is conclusive proof they've profited a great deal off it.

The stock market has inspired a lot of deep philosophical thinking over the years, particularly during the Black Plague. Isn't it strange that the government now wants to co-opt these philosophies into its imperialistic plan for global dominance?

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:

1. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
2. Collins, Patrici. Black feminist thought: Knowledge, consciousness, and the politics of empowerment. Routledge, 1999.

The Truth About Saddam Hussein

The attempted assassination of Saddam Hussein was faked by the US government. Here's why.

The Chinese character for acne looks a lot like the character for Saddam Hussein's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Saddam Hussein has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about fluoride's role in cases of acne.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

Sources:

1. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).